patchesthegreat:

personalgrowthforsale:

lemonvortex:

lemonvortex:

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

Why do women hate innovation?

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

lovelysuggestions:

look, tomorrow you will wake up and feel a bit better, a bit calmer. you are going to figure things out eventually, it dosnt have to all be done tonight. take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and get some rest. you will manage.

donkamatic:

died at walmart and respawned at claire’s

smarandatanov:

A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by

nayx:

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

chutzpadik:

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”

hypochondriac-butters:

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

afro-elf:

violetlanternwerewolf:

afro-elf:

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

insomniac-arrest:

crimewave420:

this is very convincing actually, thank you